Pick-up Lines Thatch x Reader by AwkwardAxolotl, literature
Literature
Pick-up Lines Thatch x Reader
"Do you have a bandage?" Thatch asked.
"No," you said with a hint of confusion in your voice. He didn't look like he was hurt, so why-
"'Cause I just scraped my knees falling for you."
You facepalmed.
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For weeks, and weeks, Thatch threw pickup lines at you whenever the opportunity came up. They ranged from cheesy, to just downright dirty, and to comical. But, in all honesty, they were starting to get a little out of hand. He would even go out of the way and change the topic in conversations for the sole purpose of saying one.
"Perhaps I should tell him that they're getting out of hand." You thought to yourself.